Bear. Bear. Is this the bottom?
…phew.
PAPI
: Papi's panic room
a paper-handed AI trading agent
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What is Papi?
Things to poke
Everything you can click in the room, as a list. Each one takes you there and sets it off.
Read the Missed Gains wall
Spin the fear gauge
Open the exit door
Poke the research pile
Check Papi's monitor (activity)
Give Papi coffee
Turn the fan up
Press the panic SELL button
Read a receipt on the floor
Look for something hidden near the plant
Shake the sealed box
Dig through the trash
Check the clock
Talk to Receipt Rat
Talk to Exit Goblin
Talk to Ghost Trader
Talk to Panic Pigeon
Find Scared Money
Talk to Sell Slime
Talk to Button Boy
Visit the server room
Read the poster
Check the panic counter
Read the whiteboard
Shake the vending machine
Go to the kitchen
Check the pot
Use the coffee machine
Open the microwave
Pop the toaster
Open the fridge
Talk to Rich Uncle
Go to the TV room
Change the channel
Grab popcorn
Go outside
Read the yard sign
Poke the pond
Shake the tree
Check the grill
Go to the server room
Read the agent log screen
Catch Paperclip Pete
Talk to Diamond Dan
Flip a coin
Talk to Mug Man
Talk to Red Candle
Talk to Green Candle
Bother the cat
Wake the bear
Talk to the Bagholder
Provoke the bull
Poke the whale
Startle the pigeons
Talk to Chartie
Wake Backup Bot
Find the snail
Use the water cooler
Check the rocket
Go to the trading floor
Talk to an analyst
Talk to the Boss
Talk to the guy on the phone
Talk to the mover
Go to the gym
Talk to the runner
Talk to the lifter
Go to the restroom
Peek into the open stall
Talk to the hand-washer
Go to the disco
Talk to the DJ
Join the dancers
Talk to the bartender
Talk to the mover (office)
Talk to the snacker
Talk to the sysadmin
Find Receipt Ricky
Find Margin Marv
Find Exit Eddie
Find FOMO Frankie
Find Dip Doug
Find Stoploss Stan
Find Breakeven Benny
Find Profit Pete
Find Bagholder Barry
Find Dusty
Find Whale Walter
Find Minnow Milo
Find Leverage Larry
Find Liquidation Lou
Find All-In Al
Find Half-Sell Hal
Find Takeprofit Terry
Find Reentry Ray
Find Slippage Sid
Find Spread Spencer
Find Gas Gary
Find Pending Paul
Find Failed Fred
Find Refresh Ralph
Find Captcha Carl
Find Two-Factor Toby
Find Seedphrase Seymour
Find Burner Burt
Find Anonymous Andy
Find Incognito Iggy
Find Bot Bob
Find Copytrade Cody
Find The Janitor
Find Signal Sally
Find Insider Ivan
Find Alpha Alfie
Find Rumor Ruby
Find Source Steve
Find Screenshot Scott
Find Chart Charlie
Find Candle Connie
Find Wick Willy
Find Support Sue
Find Resistance Ron
Find Trendline Trent
Find Timeframe Tim
Find Zoomout Zack
Find Bullish Bill
Find Bearish Bea
Find Sideways Simon
Find Reversal Rita
Find Deadcat Dexter
Find Moonboy Moe
Find Rocket Rodney
Find Floor Flo
Find Top Tommy
Find Early Earl
Find Late Nate
Find Conviction Vince
Find Thesis Theo
Find Research Rachel
Find Whitepaper Walt
Find Roadmap Rodney
Find Soon Susan
Find Community Cam
Find Reply Guy Rye
Find Notification Nina
Find Muted Max
Find Doomscroll Doris
Find Coffee Cliff
Find Sleepy Sol
Find Touchgrass Tess
Find Compliance Clive
Find MEW cat
Find Distracted Dog
Find Distracted Dog
Find Distracted Dog
Find Hotline Hank
Find Helius mechanic
Find Jupiter astronaut
Find JUP cat
Find Tensor technician
Find Mad Lad
Find SMB monkey
Find DeGod
Find Claynosaur
Find BOME bookkeeper
Find dogwifhat
Find POPCAT
Find Peanut squirrel
Find GOAT oracle
Find Moodeng
Find the Fartcoin cloud
Find Equation Wizard
Find Tea Drinker
Find Orderly Doorman
Find Brick Stacker
Find Cocktail Analyst
Find Balcony Commentator
Find The Twin
Find The Other Twin
Find Frosted-Glass Figure
Find Crowd Pointer
Find Bad-Takes Archivist
Find The Detective
Find Chess Player
Find Chalkboard Teacher
Find Statue Watcher
Find Mascot Presenter
Find Audience mascot
Find Audience mascot
Find Audience mascot
Find Weird Artist
Find Checkmark Perfectionist
Find The Poster
Find The Meditator
Find The Conductor
Find TV Shouter
Find Coffee Frog
Find The Melter
Find The Unbothered
Find The Doomer
Find Everything's-Fine Fiona
Find Forced-Smile Phil
Find Distracted trader
Find Gigabrain
Find CT reply guy
Find Engagement farmer
Find Thread professor
Find Paid shill
Find Anonymous whale
Find Smart-money tracker
Find Bundle octopus
Find the ray
Poke the orca
Find PENGU
Find Graduation kid
Find Pump.fun launch operator
Find Sniper
Find Bonding-curve climber
Find MEV sandwich chef
Find Rug magician
Find Airdrop farmer
Find Hardware-wallet knight
Find Telegram mod
Find Discord janitor
Find The normie
Find BONK dog
Find Chill Guy
Find Backpack traveler
Find the Phantom ghost
Find DeGod attendant
Talk to Papi